Tuesday 7 January 2014

2012/ 2013

As previously mentioned, I thought we'd start with last season.  That should give a good grounding going into the reports for this season, although it may make for long (and possibly difficult) reading:

Epsom 6s 3-1 COWHC 3s
20th October 2012
Match Report

Ah Epsom, somewhere that COWHC third team seem to not enjoy travelling to.  Last season a hot day, losing one player to injury and another to a yellow card, plus our brave captain Mike Dawson stepping boldly into goal lead to us putting in possibly our worst performance leading to a 3-0 loss.

So this we rock up this time round and, while watching the 1st team give us an example of how to play hockey (?) a quick headcount revealed we had 12 outfield players available, which was good.  What wasn’t so good is that as time went on we began to realise that one rather crucial element was missing – a goalkeeper.  A quick phone call revealed that somehow there had been a breakdown in communication and he was at work…

Never mind, we’ll see if the 1s keeper fancies playing again, or at least leaving the kit behind…

Nope, he has to get back, and the kit belongs to the school and has to be returned that afternoon.

This does not bode well.

The decision is therefore made to play with 11 outfield, so we line up on a rather unfamiliar 4-4-3 formation.  Initially the extra man in midfield led to perhaps a bit of confusion over marking shortly into the first half an Epsom central midfielder slips through and scores with a strike from the top of the D.  Not a great goal, and certainly one that any keeper would have easily stopped.

Slowly we began to get used to our unusual formation and began to create some half chances of our own.  The defence was holding pretty firm, Pete Speddings urging us to press higher up the pitch, John Grimsdale picking things off behind him.  Out wide Chris Maundrell, to quote Radders’ half time talk “had the right winger in his pocket”, while the guy Alex Hannah was marking seemed to want to climb into his pocket in a rather more literal fashion.  Fortunately he was subbed off before we could point out that Alex is a (retired) cage fighter…

Sadly we didn’t make the pressure count and Epsom scored a second, very similar to the first.

Still, heads didn’t drop, even when Epsom went 3-0 up following a scuffed 16 which went straight to one of their players.  We kept pressing and got our reward when Speddo, following his own advice, ghosted in at the back post to tuck the ball away.

3-1 at half time, and oddly I think we were the happier team.

The second half started and we settled back into the rhythm we had found towards the end of the second half and were certainly making Epsom think.  There were chances at both ends, two Epsom ones cleared from close in by Chris Maundrell.  As the game wore on it began to get more stretched, but we were enjoying the lion’s share of possession and our passing game was more telling than Epsom’s.  We spent much of the last 7 or 8 minutes in their half, but the closest we could come was two half chances, one cleared by the keeper and one off the line by a defender.

So a goalless second half meant the score sadly remained Epsom 3 – 1 COWHC.  But the result could have been much worse, and I think we had them worried towards the end.

POM went to John Grimsdale for his sterling effort at the back, although there was a 4-way tie in the voting at one stage as it was an excellent team performance.




Sanderstead 3s 0-8 COWHC 3s
27th October 2012
Match Report

Two weeks after the derby match against Trinity Mid-Whigiftians, our second lot of neighbours – Sanderstead – arrived at a rather chilly Oasis Academy.

For the second week running we were playing after COWHC 1s, so were able to take heart from their battling victory as we warmed up.  Following last week’s minor hiccup on the goalkeeping front we did at least know we were without our regular keeper for this match.  So a big thank you must go to James Cornwall for donning the padding and stepping between the posts.  I’m not sure what he was expecting, but it probably wasn’t how the match actually played out!

Our opposition had turned up with only 10 players, and before long it was apparent that this was effectively 9 given that their centre forward was obviously struggling with some kind of injury and was practically immobile.  Not only did this enable us to play our normal passing game the extra space meant we were including some excellent switches of play from one side of the pitch to the other with relative ease.  Furthermore, we were able to play the game mostly in the Sanderstead half, in fact left back Chris Maundrell was playing like Ashley Cole minus the Twitter account! (and fitness, and money…).  Even centre backs Pete Speddings and John Grimsdale were rarely pushed further back than the halfway line in the first half.

The first goal duly arrived, with Nick “Radders” Radford drilling a cross in from the right side of the D and Qaz Khokhar deflecting the ball into the roof of the net (amazingly he went on to say that this wasn’t intentional!).  The pressure continued to tell with further goals coming from Dave “Foz” Forsdyke, Andrew Gray, poking the ball in from about 2 inches after good work by Jim Swift, and Laurence De Souza.

So, 4 – 0 up at half-time and looking good, or so we thought… But Radders had other ideas and had a go at us in his team talk for losing shape.  It has to be said he was spot on, weak opposition and extra room meant there was some ball chasing going on and often no width across the middle of the pitch in particular.

The second half started and we seemed to heed his words, because the width remained and we looked fairly comfortable.  Sanderstead did manage a couple of half breaks, and Corny had to touch the ball once, a deft pass to yours truly, who had managed to get back to a more normal left back position at that particular point.

However, the traffic was again mainly one way.  A fifth goal was added before something of a collectors’ item arrived.  A Chris Maundrell goal!  Yes, a few minutes after having one of the biggest “swing and misses” of all time, when totally free at the top of the D, I made no mistake when the second opportunity arose, tucking the ball away from just above the P-spot past 2 scrambling defenders.  First goal in at least 5 years I think…

Two more goals were added before things were wrapped up by the umpires.  Although we didn’t quite make it to double figures, although one goal was disallowed for someone calling “Mine” in the build-up and Speddo narrowly missing with a strike from a short corner, the final reckoning saw a hat-trick from Qaz, two goals from Foz and one a piece for Andrew, Laurence and Chris, bringing a nice +8 to our league goal difference.

POM went to Andrew, more for his tireless running and great positioning than the poacher’s finish.




Aldershot & Farnham 4s 8-1 COWHC 3s
03rd November 2012
Match Report

According to Wikipedia “Aldershot is a town in the English county of Hampshire”.  Unfortunately for us, they appear to have combined themselves with Farnham and so play in the Surrey league.  Even so, it’s a bloody long way to travel on a cold November morning!  They ran away with SOHL Div 5 last year losing only once and drawing only once all season.  Although they haven’t had things all their own way so far this season in Div 4, we knew we were going to be in for a tough game.  The distance we had to travel and the relatively early start time didn’t help our cause either.

With our regular goalie still absent through injury and a number of key regular players missing with work and other commitments, we lined up in an unfamiliar 4-4-2 formation.  AJ had volunteered to don the pads and take up station between the posts.  Chris Maundrell moved from his usual left-back spot into the centre of defence alongside John Grimsdale, with Joe Hendry left and Martin Burke right.  Mike Dawson also made the move from left to centre, lining up alongside Nick Radford in midfield, while youngsters Akira and Matt took up very unfamiliar half-back positions, leaving Bob Stephenson and Trevor Marsh up front.

Unfortunately, against a well drilled, disciplined opposition we were soon being cut apart by good pass and move hockey… the kind we usually play when everyone is in their normal positions.  But needs must and we tried hard to match our opponents, creating a couple of half chances during the first half.  However we were all also guilty of giving the ball away cheaply, and the Aldershot players were pretty clinical.  They rarely crowded the D, instead opting to pass the ball around recovering defenders and by half-time we were 5-0 down.

The half-time team talk was generally positive though, just reminding players to keep it simple and not panic.  In terms of skill level, the oppo were not that much stronger than us, so we came out ready and raring to take them on.

Sadly, before too long, we had conceded again.  A short corner was slipped back to the injector, who managed to put the ball in about the only spot on the goal line that wasn’t covered.  Still, were felt we were holding our own slightly better and managed to work our way up to the other end and win a short corner, which was converted by Akira, slotting the ball home under the foot of Croydon old boy Chris Kinal in the Aldershot goal.

6-1, five more and we’d be back on level terms…

Sadly an Arsenalesque come back was beyond us as we shipped two more goals and were grateful to AJ for giving an Aldershot player the evil eye as he lined up a P-flick late on, making him put it wide.

So a disappointing 8-1 reverse, all but wiping out the boost to our goal difference that we gained last week.  Still, to paraphrase a rather famous film – Next week is another Saturday.

Roll on Epsom!

POM went to Chris Maundrell, although it was close and personally I think all I did was live up to my tour nickname of “Mouthy”!



Epsom 5s 4-3 COWHC 3s
10th November 2012
Match Report

To borrow a cliché, there are no easy games in SOHL Div. 4.  However after our humbling at the hands of Aldershot and Farnham last week we were hoping that a game against Epsom’s 5th team (one of two sides the club has in this division) offered us an opportunity to get back to winning ways ahead of a run of matches against the top 3 teams in the league.

On paper we had a good, strong squad available, albeit with three Mikes – B(owling), C(halk) and D(awson).  Not too confusing then…  This week Martin Burke was taking up station between the posts with Paul Fennell still crocked.

Unfortunately we didn’t get off to the greatest of starts.  A long ball from the heart of Epsom’s defence came up our the left side towards Chris Maundrell.  Unfortunately I had left my brain somewhere in the car park and let the ball run past me.  The Epsom centre forward was on it in a flash and had a clear run on goal.  John Grimsdale and Pete Speddings tried to scramble back and cover, but Martin was left exposed and Epsom were 1-0 up.

The teams were evenly matched though and we were creating chances ourselves, including a short won by Radders when his shot was blocked by a defender’s shin.  However we went 2-0 down when another move down our left resulted in a cross being half blocked by me, but the bouncy pitch saw it skip up and enter the D, where an Epsom player reacted quickest to slot the ball home.

One thing that can be said about COWHC 3s though is that our heads don’t drop, and we got ourselves back into the mix through a combination of Mikes.  Mr Bowling took a free hit, which he ended up drilling into the D, where Mr Chalk was on hand to deflect it home.  2-1 and we were back in the game.

The half was far from over though, with time for both sides to score again.  Epsom struck first from a short corner, which was played back to the injector, who managed to find a gap and score a well taken goal, his second of the game.  Once again though, we managed to narrow the deficit and again it was a Mike scoring.  This time Mike B took a free hit to himself, strode through the D and tucked the ball in.

So, a one goal deficit at half time, and a game we felt we could get something from.  A few choice words from the experienced heads of Mikes B and C about combatting Epsom’s long ball game, while also opening up a few options for ourselves by narrowing the midfield and allowing the full backs, Joe Hendry and Alex Hannah more space saw us ready and raring to go.  The tactics worked, with supply cut off to the Epsom centre forward we were gaining more of a hold on the game and frustrating the opposition.  So much so that one of their players received a yellow card for kicking the ball away, almost hitting Speddo in the head, after conceding a free hit.

Fortunately we were able to capitalise on having the extra man and before long we were on level terms.  A good build up down the right saw the ball get through to the P-spot where, Mr Dawson made it a hat-trick for the Mikes by sweeping it into the bottom corner.

The game was now very evenly poised, with both teams making the opposition work.  Sadly for us there were two stings in the tail to come.  Firstly Epsom took the lead again from another short corner.  This time with a strike from the top of the D that was well struck and shot past everyone into the net.  But perhaps the most painful sting was the one right at the end of the match.

Excellent work by Bob Stephenson on the left meant he found his way into the D near the base line, his cross was converted by Akira.  We were back on level terms… for all of about 3 seconds.  Loud appeals from the Epsom defenders saw the goal disallowed for a foot in the build-up, much to the distress of Bob, who was adamant that he had made his way into the D legally.

The decision stood though, and we ended up narrow losers.

POM went to Alex Hannah by a landslide, with his commitment and energy an example to us all.



Old Georgians 3s 3-2 COWHC 3s
17th November 2012
Match Report

A tough run for the 3s began this week with the arrival of the table-topping Old Georgians at the beach (a.k.a. Harris Academy).  However, we were boosted by the return of our regular goalkeeper, Paul Fennell, and the fact that when the match started we had 12 players available to the opposition’s 9.

We started very brightly, the extra men on pitch counting as we created quite a bit of pressure.  That’s not to say Georgians were completely pinned in their own half, but we were looking good, playing lots of nice triangles.  However, we couldn’t make the pressure count, despite creating a few chances.

Sadly things unravelled slightly when an extra Georgian’s player turned up about 10 minutes into the first half.  Suddenly they had an outlet up front, and a quick one at that.  A long ball from just inside their half was tipped on by the new arrival and he out accelerated the defence to end up one on one with the keeper.  Paul closed him down, and looked to have created enough of an angle to make life difficult, but the shot flicked off a pad and found the corner of the net.

We still had the lion’s share of possession, and I was able to push forward from central defence to add to the pressure from midfield.  Unfortunately this left John Grimsdale isolated against the new arrival and another long ball was taken in almost exactly the same fashion as the first.  This time Paul had enough time to come to the edge of his D to close the striker down, but none of the defenders were able to get back quickly enough to cover behind him.  2 – 0 down, and, in my opinion, both against the run of play.

I think our heads dropped a little after this as Georgians had a bit more of the play at the end of the first half, forcing a short corner, which Martin Burke deflected across the goal and wide.

Fortunately, half time swiftly followed this and we were able to regroup.  A slight tactical reshuffle saw me drop a bit deeper (I should never have got so high in the first place, those nosebleeds are a killer!), meaning that the Georgian’s striker now had two defenders to deal with – first John, then me – a combination few are able to get past, and this guy was no exception.  We were able to keep him quiet and began to exert the same pressure on the opposition as we had at the start of the match.

This time we were able to get our reward as the ball broke to Akira on the left side of the D, who cracked home a great strike into the opposite corner.

In our push for an equaliser though, we lost a touch of positional discipline and Georgians scored a third from a sideline hit on the left.  We were still trying to organise who was picking up which player when the hit was taken.  It was worked into the D, where I got a half tackle in on the Georgian’s striker, the ball broke, getting slightly airborne and Paul managed to get a touch to it.  Unfortunately the Georgian’s striker was quickest to react and managed to poke it home to complete his hat trick.  Shortly afterwards he left the match to go and play something called “football”…

With the opposition back to only 9, and their only real attacking option gone, we were again able to push forward.  This time John took the role of rampaging centre back and from his quickly taken free hit he slipped the ball to Radders, who scored his third “top-of-the-D” goal of the season.

3-2 and there was plenty of time for us to get at least an equaliser, if not actually win.  Sadly, our “cow’s arse & banjo” malaise struck again (ask AJ) and despite creating several chances we were unable to convert any and, for the second week in a row, went down by the odd goal.

The positives though were that we played some excellent hockey and held our own against the top team in the league.  Even though they were short a couple of players, I think we would have pushed them hard had they come with a full complement.

POM was Akira, not just for his goal, but also for his energetic chasing and closing down up front.



Cheam 3s 4-1 COWHC 3s
24th November 2012
Match Report

The 3rd team’s mini slump continued into a fourth week, although to be fair there was only one of those matches that we could reasonably have been expected to win… and this wasn’t it.

We haven’t played Cheam for a couple of seasons, but most of us have played them in the past and know they’re normally a very good side, who work hard for each other.  They also seem to be quite good at something called “training” as they were aware of where everyone was on the pitch and did the simple things in terms of moving the ball around and closing down the opposition (namely us).  Most of us actually felt that the T, R, A, I and N should be replaced by C, H, E, A and T ;)

Seriously though, Cheam were sitting in second prior to this match, so we knew we had our work cut out.  Starting the match with only 10 players on the pitch therefore was not the best way to start!  Sure enough, Cheam cut their way through midfield and won a short corner which was dispatched in an excellent manner.  The striker at the top of the D found a gap past our two runners to another player who deflected the ball into the roof of the net.

Shortly after we were up to our full complement, and the tireless running of James Mayhew and Akira Swami upfront was causing their defence a few problems.  Sadly another Cheam counter-attack brought them another short, and their second goal.  This time the ball was played back to the injector, who finished despite Martin Burke moving to close him down.

Cheam kept attacking in numbers and keeper Paul Fennell was called into action a couple of times, while the defence did their best to stem the flow.  Midfield were able to relieve the pressure occasionally and once we got the ball to the forwards they were able to create some chances.  In fact the Cheam keeper had to pull off a few saves before finally we got the breakthrough, with Mike Dawson striking for his second of the season.

With the deficit halved we tried to push for the equaliser.  But Cheam weren’t about give up their lead and, despite our best efforts, they managed to extend it before half time.  Again the goal came from a short corner, an attempted drag flick only getting partially airborne, but with enough pace to hit the backboard rather than be cut out.

So 3-1 down at half time, but the team talk wasn’t downbeat given we had managed to get on the score-sheet and, even though we knew we were up against a good team, there were some good elements to our play.

The second half sadly followed a similar pattern to the first, with Cheam having the lion’s share of possession.  The defence of Joe Hendry, John Grimsdale, Chris Maundrell and Martin held them at bay, with Paul again pulling off several good stops.  The Cheam keeper also had some work to do as, on the few occasions we were able to break free, we did manage to get some shots away.  Nothing seemed to be wanting to go in though, and unfortunately the dam at the other end was breached one final time.

A sideline hit was taken while we were still trying to organise the marking (most unfair of the opposition to do that!)  and Cheam worked the ball into the D.  It was half cleared, but when it was played back in a Cheam striker managed to scramble the ball home despite the close attentions of Paul and Chris.

There was still time for a couple of chances at both ends after this, including one where Paul had to stretch his right leg about as far as he could to deflect the ball away from the goal, an action which left him walking off the pitch slightly gingerly at the end of the match!  But which also (in addition to his previous exertions) saw him walk off as POM.







Surbiton 8s 4-2 COWHC 3s
01st December 2012
Match Report

I deliberately delayed this match report hoping that Newcastle United would give me something to say about us being in good company with our run of defeats. But sadly the Toon went and won on Monday, so the best I can say is that we're like Man City in Europe (sorry Radders!)

Surbtion have been around the top three in the division for most of the season, so even being at home meant we were in for a tough game – and so it proved.  As in previous weeks, our display was far from bad, indeed at the end of the match some of the opposition were overheard saying how much they’d had to fight for the victory.

We had a strong squad available, including 3 substitutes, although Surbiton had two of their own meaning we wouldn’t have as much of a “fresh legs” advantage as we’d hoped.  The opposition started the game quite strongly, getting something of a grip on midfield, helped by pushing their defence high up the pitch.  This meant things got a bit cramped in our half, so it was no surprise when that Surbiton won a number of short corners.

Again, as in our last couple of matches, these were our let down.  Surbtion’s first and second goals both came in this manner, the first a very sweetly struck shot from the top of the D which whistled into the corner.  That had us a bit worried as it was so well hit we wondered if that would be the story of the match.  In a way it was, as more often than not Surbiton took a direct strike at goal.  Fortunately for us, the striker’s radar was never quite as accurate as that first time.  The second goal actually came from the ball being played back to the injector, who tucked it home.

All of that said, we managed to get our own back with a short corner goal of our own.  The ball was worked to Laurence De Souza, who buried the ball in the back of the net.  Surbiton were still controlling most of the play, but we were holding our own and able to break out on occasions, particularly with James Mayhew and Alan Johnston’s tireless running.

Only one goal down at half time and, although we could perhaps have improved our performance in certain areas, we were just about holding our own.

The second half started perhaps slightly more evenly matched, with our marking having improved from the first half.  This meant Surbiton’s options were slightly restricted compared to before, but they had one main outlet down their right.  A very tricky, skilful player who wasn’t afraid to take players on.  It was down this side that their third, although it came from a side line hit, that was played to one player who wasn’t closed down quickly enough.  He hit the ball into the D, where Alex Hannah managed to get his stick to it, unfortunately this wasn’t quite enough, and the ball got through to a Surbiton striker who was able to tuck it away.

We were still able to create some pressure of our own, and won another short corner – which worked almost to plan, as the ball eventually found its way to Radders, who almost scored.  By almost, I mean that Akira got the final touch as the ball was crossing the line, so has claimed the goal!

With the difference back to only the one goal we tried to push for an equaliser.  Surbiton were a bit too strong for us though and they themselves got yet another short corner.  They converted this one when the player the ball was slipped too wasn’t closed down quickly enough.  He was able to play the ball across goal where another Surbiton player got to it just ahead of John Grimsdale to make it 4-2.

POM went to Paul Fennell for the second week running.



Leatherhead 2s 2-1 COWHC 3s
08th December 2012
Match Report

Does anyone know a 20-goal-a-season striker that fancies joining us?  In fact even 10-a-season might do, because at the moment we’re making Fernando Torres look prolific!

Yes, sadly our bad run continued at Leatherhead, in what was certainly the most frustrating match of the season so far and possibly one of the most frustrating I’ve been ever been involved in.  This match was a story of missed opportunities combining with a cruel sting in the tail to leave us placed fourth from bottom and finishing this half of the season on a low note.

A late work call meant that regular ‘keeper Paul Fennell had to postpone his attempt to win a hat-trick of POM awards until the New Year.  Martin Burke therefore donned the pads for the second time this season.  In a concerted effort to protect him as much as possible we started the match with a high tempo, pushing forward at every opportunity and restricted Leatherhead to very little in the way of opportunities to get into our D.  Conversely we were creating lots of pressure, and some real chances.  One of the best came mid-way through the half, following a defensive re-shuffle leading to yours truly, Chris Maundrell, moving into the centre.  Good work down the left side of the pitch saw the ball reach Trevor Marsh.  Seeing a big gap in front of me I ghosted into the D and Trevor played the perfect ball in to me.  Unfortunately I then showed why I don’t often get into these positions, by not quite getting enough elevation on my attempted shot to clear the grounded Leatherhead ‘keeper.  It then proved almost impossible to dig the ball out from underneath him, and sadly we couldn’t make the resulting short corner count.

Further chances came as we were able to find quite a bit of space in the opposition half (note to the Leatherhead player who at one point spotted me free and called to a teammate “watch the runner” – I’ve never been called a runner before, so my threat in that position was limited to say the least!).  Jon Gadion in particular, in his first match for a while, was causing the opposition plenty of problems. However, the breakthrough only came towards the end of the first half when another move down the left ended with a ball into the D being converted by Andrew Gray.

A slight lack of organisation at the restart almost saw us undo the good work, but we were able to work the ball away and headed into half-time in the unfamiliar position of being in the lead.

The second half started in a very similar vein, with us putting a lot of pressure on the Leatherhead D, but never quite seeming to get the rewards.  Either the final ball didn’t quite come off, or the extra touch was taken when it perhaps wasn’t needed.  Leatherhead would occasionally break out, but generally John Grimsdale, Alex Hannah and Joe Hendry were able to keep them at bay.

Sadly our inability to make the pressure in the final third count came back to bite us when, on one of their breakouts, Leatherhead won a short corner.  The initial shot wasn’t particularly well hit and Martin dived forward to push it away.  Unfortunately the clearance went straight to another Leatherhead player who managed to find the gap past my left foot and into the corner.  Most irritating!

There was still plenty of time and we kept pushing to regain the lead. Jon had one shot saved, and couldn’t quite bundle the rebound home.  Other chances went begging too before the real kick in the teeth came.

Almost at the end of the match John took a 16.  Was the Leatherhead player fully 5 metres away when he stopped it?  Did he control it with his body as he entered the D?  Sadly neither question matters much now as the umpire didn’t give either and the player was allowed to continue on and place a fairly tame shot into the corner of the goal.

Time had, by then, almost run out for us.  I think we managed one more effort to salvage the draw, but in the end walked away having snatched defeat from the jaws of victory and with a very bitter taste in our mouths.

Jon Gadion won POM, proving he’s lost none of his skills or effort in his absence from the team.



Leatherhead 2s 0-1 COWHC 3s
12th January 2013
Match Report

They say that revenge is a dish best served cold, and Oasis Academy was certainly cold enough for us to harbour dreams of getting three points from the visit of Leatherhead.  A quirk of the fixtures computer meant that only two weeks after being cruelly beaten at their place we had the opportunity to get own back.

Initially it looked as though that chance might be taken away from us as at the official push-back time there were only 6 Leatherhead players at the pitch.  Slowly, however, their numbers swelled, with the final 3 players arriving around 10 minutes late and we were able to start.

From the start it was apparent that we were really up for the game, and although we didn’t have it all our own way, for much of the first half we kept the opposition at bay, restricting them to a few half chances and nothing more.  At the other end Dave Forsdyke, Trevor Marsh, Akira Swami and Qaz Khokhar were keeping the Leatherhead defence occupied, and the opportunity to regularly switch, with one able to take a break meant their fresh legs was a useful advantage.

I may be biased, but I would argue that we probably looked the more likely team to score during the first period and the goal duly came towards the end of the half.  Yours truly, Chris Maundrell, intercepted a Leatherhead clearance just inside their half.  I took the ball forward before playing it to Qaz on the top of the D, he then moved it out to the right and on to Alan Johnston.  He took the ball towards the byline before playing it in to the middle, where Foz wanted the ball more than the Leatherhead defender, nipping in front to tuck the ball away.

The half time team talk consisted principally of reminding us that we had been in the same position before Christmas and ended up losing.  The hope was that if we kept it simple, played good, possession hockey, then we wouldn’t be in the same situation.

Unsurprisingly, Leatherhead came out strongly in the second half, pushing an extra man forward in an attempt to get back into the game.  The pressure brought them a couple of short corners, none of which were converted.  Otherwise a defence marshalled loudly by me held firm, with opposition players being marked tightly, shepherded down blind alleys and tackled solidly.

That’s not to say it was one-way traffic as we were able to counter-attack on a number of occasions, with just the final touch missing, or maybe the final ball not quite getting to the right spot.

In the end, a superb team performance saw us through, and the hard won 1-0 victory saw us achieve back-to-back wins for the first time this season, what’s more, both with clean sheets.

POM went to Chris Maundrell for the second time this season, although in my opinion anyone on the pitch could have taken the award.



Sanderstead 3s 3-1 COWHC 3s
09th February 2013
Match Report

After a couple of weeks of inactivity thanks to the weather, COWHC 3s had continued their winning ways with a hard fought victory over Epsom.  On the horizon though was a local derby away at Sanderstead, which always makes for a tricky match.

Things were looking a little dodgy when, on arrival at the pitch, one corner was covered in ice!  However, with both teams pitching in and a little improvisation this was cleared and the pitch underneath was perfectly playable.  Game on!

The corresponding fixture in the first half of the season had seen us run out 8-0 winners, but both captain Mike Dawson and vice-captain Nick Radford warned against complacency.  We started the match well and scored a quick goal, Mike coming in from the left of midfield to finish a move that had been built down the right.  Unfortunately this may have caused us to relax slightly, possibly thinking we were heading for a similar score-line as before.

This enabled a couple of the better Sanderstead players, who hadn’t made the away trip, to stamp their authority on the game.  We kept them at bay for much of the first half, and created a couple of further chances ourselves, one each for Mike and Nick in particular, which both went just wide.  But the equaliser came towards the end of the half.  A short corner was, perhaps slightly harshly, given and finished with a well taken strike.

1-1  at half time and the team talk was not one of the easier ones we had had to listen to this season.

Despite our best efforts in the second half, the two key opposition players were still able to dictate much of the play.  The second goal duly came with an aerial being played from just inside our half.  It landed on the edge of the D, perfectly placed for a Sanderstead player running from the right wing to take a touch past the onrushing Martin Burke (kindly filling in in goal) and finish into an empty net.

This sparked some life back into our side, but sadly we conceded a third before we could really get going again.  A free hit inside the 25 was played back to an opposition player who drilled the ball into the D, another Sanderstead player was able to get enough of a deflection on it to get it past defenders and Martin.

From the restart we were able to finally keep hold of the ball and started playing some good hockey again.  Another chance was created for Mike, but he ended up coming off second best in a collision with the keeper.  With Mike now hobbling upfront, we had to reshuffle our line up slightly, but were still able to create a couple of opportunities that didn’t come to much.

Unfortunately time was running out for us and a promising move involving Chris Maundrell bringing the ball out from defence and playing a one-two with Pete Speddings down the right was cut short by the full time whistle.

A disappointing loss all told, but we’ll pick ourselves up for next week and the visit of Aldershot and Farnham.

POM was Nick Radford for his sterling efforts in the centre of midfield.



Epsom 5s 2-0 COWHC 3s
23rd February 2013
Match Report

So another cold Saturday and another match at the über-exposed Harris Academy pitch.  Who was it that decided hockey was a winter sport?

After watching the ladies show us how to play the game properly, we lined up for the return fixture against a strong-looking Epsom 5th team.  A little bit of goalkeeper musical chairs meant our regular keeper was unavailable, so skipper Mike Dawson bravely (foolishly?) stepped into the pads.

From the pushback it became clear that we were in for a tough match.  In particular the Epsom midfield were not allowing anyone time on the ball and breaking forward in numbers at every opportunity.  We were able to keep them at bay for a while and made some incursions into the opposition half ourselves.  However Epsom were creating more half and clear chances and the pressure told when, midway through the first half they finished a good move with a well hit strike that left Mike with no chance.

More opportunities followed, with Mike making some good saves and Chris Maundrell stopping one shot just short of the line.  It wasn’t quite enough though as a second Epsom goal came, brought about by something else they were proving very effective at – closing down the options at our 16s.  Our hit out made it past the first ring, but not the second and Epsom broke forward quickly down their right.  The ball was crossed to the top of the D and, although Chris tried to close down the Epsom player in time they were still able to get away another well struck shot, this time on the reverse.

The 2-0 half time score was probably a fair reflection of the game so far, but after a few inspiring words from Mike and Nick Radford we came out raring to go.  We stepped up the intensity slightly and were now matching Epsom in terms of commitment.  As a result, we were able to get the ball forward more and created some good opportunities, one of which brought a very good save from the opposition keeper.  If that had gone in, would things have been different?  Possibly not, as the game was actually opening out slightly and Epsom were still creating chances themselves.  However, despite both teams’ best efforts no more goals were scored, leaving the final score as 2-0.

POM went to Mike Dawson, after a very close vote.  His willingness to go between the posts as well as the saves he pulled off winning the day.



Old Georgians 3s 3-0 COWHC 3s
02nd  2013
Match Report

It might just be me, but it seems as though a lot of the teams we’ve played in the second half of this season have been very different to those we played in the first half…

Anyway, I digress.  St George’s College is a pretty impressive venue, and Old Georgians look to be a club that can match their surroundings.  They’ve been towards the top of the table all season and looked a decent outfit when we played them at Harris Academy, although we pushed them close in a 3-2 defeat.  The score in this return fixture doesn’t accurately reflect the fact that we did so again, and had our current non-scoring malaise not affected us once again we could have got something from this match.

We had a reasonably strong line-up available, however it maybe that the late push back (15.30) affected us slightly as we were sluggish to start and conceded the first goal relatively early on.  And, if we’re honest, it was quite a soft goal as a Georgians midfielder was allowed to run through almost unchallenged to the edge of the D and place a shot into the far corner past a desperate lunge on the line from Chris Maundrell (who may or may not be writing this report…).

That woke us all up and we started to play the way we can.  At times our passing and movement was causing the opposition some problems, however things sadly fizzled out around their D more often than not.  One move saw a side-line hit from Chris being deflected by Qaz Khokar into the path of Andrew Gray, who took the ball on to the Georgian’s D but couldn’t quite find the final ball.

The pitch was playing very quickly and we soon realised that the opposition’s main tactic seemed to be to use this pace to drill balls into our D and hope for a deflection.  And surely enough their second goal arrived via this option, the ball finding its’ way just past Chris to be diverted into the net past Paul Fennell.

Once again we found ourselves 2-0 down at half time, despite not having been outplayed in any way.

During the second half we began to create some more opportunities ourselves, the cutting edge the only thing stopping us from getting back into the game, and maybe even onto level terms.  We were also getting the hang of the pitch and cutting out many of the long balls that Georgians were trying to play through us.

That’s not to say we were dominating and it was all one way traffic.  Georgians were still creating some opportunities themselves with their better fitness levels enabling them to break quickly and the hit the post a couple of times.

Unfortunately our defensive resistance couldn’t quite last the duration of the half and the opposition notched up their third goal… coming from a long ball into the D!  For once not as well struck as previous ones, meaning it bobbled a little on its way through to the Georgians’ striker, who was just able to poke it through Paul’s legs as the keeper closed him down.

So another frustrating day on the pitch left us wondering where the goals will come from over the remaining couple of games this season… Answers on a postcard please!

POM, as with the last couple of weeks, was a close vote, a 4 way tie at one point eventually going in favour of Nick Radford for a particularly dominant display in the middle of the park.



Surbiton 8s 4-1 COWHC 3s
16th March 2013
Match Report

OK, so I admit writing a match report nearly 1 month after the game itself does mean that my memory of events may be a little rusty.  I was hoping to utilise “helmet-cam” footage to boost recollection, but I’m assuming that keeper Paul Fennell has realised how horrific the film is and deleted it instantly!

So here goes – It was the final weekend of the 6 nations, the day before some festival where everything apparently turns green for the day, and we had been chosen to play the late slot on Surbiton’s water-based pitch.  Lucky us… well, I say that, we were playing the league leaders, were going to miss the start of the England – Wales game, and had (I think) only 10 players.

The match started and it soon became apparent why Surbiton were top, and they were definitely making the most of their extra man.  We managed to keep them at bay for a short while, although there was one nervy moment when Chris Maundrell deflected a strike from outside the D wide of our own goal (I knew exactly where it was going, even with my eyes closed…).  The first goal for the opposition duly arrived, although it took a while for most people to realise.  A shot was half cleared from just in front of the goal line to just outside the D, sadly straight to a Surbiton player who put it straight back in.  There was a touch from another Surbiton player inside the D and a faint “thunk”, however the ball still seemed to be outside the goal, albeit just on the line.  Paul and one opposition player then engaged in something of a private battle to keep the ball out/ in, while others stopped believing it was a goal, and indeed the umpire duly gave it.

A second goal came from a quickly taken sideline move, where the extra player was made to count as the ball was shuttled through a couple of players into the D and finished with aplomb.

Things remained at 2 – 0 until half time, and as we took our break we reflected on the fact that we were doing reasonably well at keeping the opposition at bay given we were a man down.

The second half was roughly similar, with a lot of Surbiton pressure but also us able to make some breaks out.  Nick Radford in particular was able to assert some dominance in the centre of midfield and the energy and tenacity of Jon Gaddion also making an impact.

However it also followed the first half in terms of the opposition scoring two goals.  Their third goal even we had to admit was very well worked, with again the use of the extra man proving key as they moved the ball quickly past us, before being finished by a player ghosting in at the back post.

I don’t remember much about the fourth, other than I think it was scored by the same player who had got the previous three!

We gave ourselves a brief glimmer of hope when Chris intercepted the ball on the 25 and worked it forward through Radders and whoever was right half (sorry whoever that was!).  They played the ball towards Trevor Marsh up front, however it was slightly too strong and ran through to a Surbition defender.  Trevor kept running though and put the player under enough pressure that he mis-controlled and the ball ran loose.  On it like a flash, Trevor took the ball into the D and finished with a reverse stick shot.

Sadly it was too little too late for us and we couldn’t pull the remaining 3 goals back.

POM went to Mr Gadion for his third of the season – one per game he’s played!



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